Step 1: summon saul good man https://tenor.com/bMYJ6.gif
Step 2: find out about the 05 council
Step 3: murder one of the members
Step 4: use saul goodmans power of misdirection and forgery to force the guards to legally not shot you
Step 5:sue for the attack
Step 6: have a vacation and refuse to...
Everyone on thier way to comment something about bringing back mrp or just use this as a scp rp discussion second channel https://tenor.com/lt/view/suit-slideshow-man-in-suit-sitting-man-wearing-suit-sitting-slideshow-man-wearing-suit-meme-gif-25275395
John sprite was a senior researcher who seemed to have a anomalous disease of being able to carry sprite cans and as how many as he wanted he appeared during the firat death of jankers so what happened to him? He uhhhh went on break to hawaii or maybe he isnt real maybe you hallucinate him...
Cool mint gum is basicly cool with is a definition of cold so would that mean if scp 457 took a cool mint gum he would die from freeze from it not being flammable and aswell as being cool
Date: 20██/██/██
File Category: Explanation
Subject: Jankers Jankerson Jank
It has recently been discovered that one of the janitors at Site-65, known as Jankers, legal name Jankers Jankerson Jank, possesses the ability to perceive the spirits of deceased Site personnel, as well as other...
"IF ITS CALLED THE 05 THEN WHY ARE THERE 13 MEMBERS YOU CANT EVEN DOUBLE THE NUMBER AND IT STILL WONT MAKE NO GODAMN SENSE"
"I am going to shove this mop up where even the soviets wouldent like to spy"
"Sorry am late gentlemen just had to get rid of several witnesses of a murder... oh wait ah...
Seargent louis: Why does he own multiple souls? Noone knows
Gimmy finnegan: is high on job and cheated in knife fights with jankers
Julius roberts 'Oppenheimer': jankers adoptive son
I miss cameron :d
Greirat: has witnessed probaly majority of jankers shenanigans
am too demented to remember the...
(Second times the charm)
Date: 20██/██/██
On this day, doctors discovered a strange and unexplained brain activity in a janitor named Jankers. The signal, unlike anything they had seen before, seemed to react to the doctors' voices. Intrigued, they scheduled a test to investigate further...
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Cant you see They thoght Leaving could save them It didant Nor did it Work for Jankers
Date: 2025 / █ / █
An unusual event occurred involving one of the SCP Foundation’s janitors, Jankerson “Jank” Jank. During his routine yearly medical check-up, a doctor noticed a strange pattern in Jankerson’s brain activity. The doctor didn’t inform Jankerson but passed the information to the...
Case File
Date: 2025/██/██
Subject: Jankers Jankerson Jank
Diagnosed Conditions:
Severe schizophrenia, bipolar disorder, chronic auditory and visual hallucinations, and advanced lung carcinoma.
Behavioral Profile:
The subject frequently engages in conversations with an imagined entity referred...
Step 1:Enter in the state of Creativity Of violence
Step 2:consider that you will die any second and dont fight back against something invincible
Step 3:Start making up bullshit when you are talking with a person If you hear someone say something that sounds remotly to russian
ASSUME THEY ARE A...
Date: 2025/██/██
Subject: Jankers Jankerson – Family Overview
Jankers, also known as Jankers Jankerson, has a complicated family history. His lineage includes two deceased parents, a missing twin brother, one son, and one grandson.
Parents:
Edward Jankerson and Clara Elise were British...
Item #: SCP-8766
Nickname: Death’s Loop
Object Class: [Pending Classification]
Anomalous Properties:
SCP-8766, commonly referred to as "Death’s Loop," does not appear to be a physical entity. Rather, it is a guaranteed event or phenomenon. SCP-8766 appears to trigger upon the death of any...
OOC:
just to be clear. These are a few side notes I forgot to include earlier, and I hope they’re okay.
Jankers is mostly Crazy, but he can mentally break if someone starts insulting his dead family. In that case, he may try to punch or attack the person.
He has a brother who isn’t known about...
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