Recent content by King Julien

+Support He is actually a good staff member. Just need to be a little nicer. EDIT: He is actually a good staff member. Just need to be a lot nicer.

RIP In peace

Thank you. Truly. Gently. Repeatedly. I received this thank-you letter while standing near the exit, thoughtfully reminding everyone—myself included—to please make sure you claim your $9.99 gift basket on the way out. Supplies are limited. Grief is temporary. The $9.99 gift basket is forever (or...

Thank you for your words. Truly. Deeply. Joblessly. I received your memorial letter while sitting in silence, unemployed, staring at the horizon like a Jobless monk, and I wept. Not regular tears—Jobless tears. The kind you cry when you haven’t clocked in anywhere since the dawn of time...

This is a SHOUTOUT to my brother, my kin, my liability insurance claim, Trunkle @Trickl RIP RIP RIP RIP RIP Once upon a time in a CI bunker far, far away (classified airspace), I was but an alpha waiting to be a beta, waiting to be a sigma, waiting to file taxes. Then I met him. Trunkle...

Julia Yang gave me powers

What Ethics Committee role are you applying for, and why: I am applying for the role of Ethics Committee Chairman. The reason I am going for this position is because of my passion for the server. As the Chairman, I will be able to drive more change and help improve the standards and efficiency...