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Womp womp jankers commits more murder than any cartographer has ever commitied to be honest i should be locked up

Theres some farmer cereal in my country i dont know thier name but theyre kinda look like oreo cereals except not really theres a basicaly a pillow figure of black cereal and inside it has a yummy white vanilla so its very tasty for the love of god dont make any sus jokes about this

+support i think she once helped jankers replace his entire body bones replaced so very epic jankers bones have worked correctly ever since

Case File Date: 2025/██/██ Subject: Jankers Jankerson Jank Diagnosed Conditions: Severe schizophrenia, bipolar disorder, chronic auditory and visual hallucinations, and advanced lung carcinoma. Behavioral Profile: The subject frequently engages in conversations with an imagined entity referred...

Step 1:Enter in the state of Creativity Of violence Step 2:consider that you will die any second and dont fight back against something invincible Step 3:Start making up bullshit when you are talking with a person If you hear someone say something that sounds remotly to russian ASSUME THEY ARE A...

YOU DARE? Well actualy- Wait NO AM NOT ANSWERING YOUR WITH THE FBI

He just does dont ask any questions as to why he does

Last time there was an mini event where there was a combine computer lets say the site installed certain ahem illegal and gross files not even jankers could understand what the fuck gensec were doing and each time i remember that i remember that gensec cadets are as insane as me :D

Start having an conversation with someone i believe that should help you out and in that time of your conversation you stop moving duh

I just threaten someone afrer they annoy me

However i only play on low population

Greetings i am jankers jankerson you could say am the day shift janitor if you see me am a fucking mad man am very armed and very crazy

This is mostly just backstory for what kind of characters are in the jankers family tree and very horrific tragedys incase you havent noticed jankers is meant to be a character with very uhhh... complicated and uncomfortamble relations both in his psychic and normal state except for the adoptive...

+support Always high on the job however has cheated on his class d fights with jankers :d